The=
Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take =
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or =
changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Longtime friend =
of the grif net blog Jim Mott forwarded some winners:
1. =
Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you =
realize it was your money to start with.
2. =
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. =
Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject =
financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
4. =
Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas =
from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of =
breaking down in the near future.
5. =
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
6. =
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person =
who doesn’t get it.
7. =
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running =
late.
[st=
ay tuned for more]
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Dr Bob Griffin =
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www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"