[More =
collected thoughts and updates from famous people supposedly ‘in =
the know’]
“When I =
meet women, I immediately start talking about global warming. It’s =
a real ice breaker.”
“I =
can’t believe my parents support my choice of profession! I told =
them that I wanted to become a stand-up comedian. They laughed at =
me.”
“When my =
son told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot =
down.”
“I get =
most of my exercise today from shaking my head in =
disbelief.”
“A bank =
is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you =
don’t need it.”
“Just =
because I don’t care doesn’t mean that I don’t =
understand.”
“Did you =
hear about the person that died while opening a window? So did everyone =
else on the submarine.”
“How =
much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Or your =
spine for that matter.”
“I used =
to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what that =
means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was =
trying to say? ‘Hey, if I could pay you less, I would, but =
it’s against the law.’”
“You =
don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go =
skydiving twice.”
“Did you =
know that there are more plastic flamingos in America than real =
ones?”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"