[Warning: =
These are bad to the bone. Skeletons are an odd subject for jokes but I =
hope something tickles your funny bone]
Why did the =
ship captain have a hard time sailing?
All he had was =
a skeleton crew
Where do =
skeletons go for a beach vacation?
To the Dead =
Sea.
How come the =
skeleton always loses at poker?
Everyone can =
see right thru him.
What was the =
skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
The trom-b=
one.
Who is the =
most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon b=
one-apart.
How did the =
skeleton know it was going to rain?
It could feel =
it in its bones.
What do =
skeletons order at restaurants?
Spare =
ribs.
How did they =
have to be served?
On bone =
China.
What did the =
skeleton order to drink with his meal?
Milk and a =
mop
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Dr Bob Griffin =
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Love!"