[Even MORE =
bits and pieces of seasonal humor to put in your goodie =
bag]
I was going to =
carve a pumpkin for Halloween but I accidentally dropped it on the =
ground.
I ended up =
with squash instead
~~
Having a bad =
time? When life gives you melons, you may be =
dyslexic.
~~
Jehovah’s=
Witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween.
I guess they =
don’t appreciate random strangers ringing their =
doorbells.
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Heard our =
local police just hired a vampire.
Evidently he wanted to learn how =
to get a stake out.
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What is the =
difference between a witch and most teens today?
The witch =
knows how to drive a stick.
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Don’t =
bother inviting the Invisible Man to your Halloween party. He =
won’t show up.
He’ll =
make plenty of excuses, but they’re all =
transparent.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"