Will R =
suggests, “Do we even need Halloween this year? I’ve been =
wearing a mask and eating candy for 18 months =
now.”
Karrie Beth S =
saw a road sign: “Raise your right foot if you hate getting =
speeding tickets.”
Ian K =
complained, “I hope Facebook doesn’t go down again this =
week. Spent hours going house to house to show people pictures of =
my dinner.”
Jean L said, =
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to =
garden and the whole neighborhood eats zucchini for a =
summer.”
Justin K warns, “Please don’t ride with me if =
you’re going to grab the dash or scream every time we run off the =
road. It makes me nervous.”
Sharon C reminds us, “The day of good grammar has =
went.”
Ken H boasts, “I don’t have gray hair; I have =
wisdom highlights.”
Julie Mc states, So this weekend I had a contest with my =
couch and washing machine to see who had the most money. I came in =
3rd.
Douglas D opines, “There is no such thing as a =
grouchy old person. Once you get old, you no longer worry about being =
polite and just tell the truth.”
Marilyn L admits, “I always carry a pebble with me =
to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October. I call it my =
jingle bell rock.”
Tim Mc revealed, “You never know what I might have =
up my sleeve. For example, today it was a dryer =
sheet.”
Joe A laughs, “I got a call from a telemarketer and =
she said she couldn’t understand me. I told her to press 1 =
for Texan.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"