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09/78/21 Grif.Net – Lessons from Quarantine (part 1)

09/78/21 Grif.Net – Lessons from Quarantine (part 1)

[Random =
thoughts from 18 months of the covid apocalypse]

 

Wearing a mask =
inside your home is now highly recommended.  Not so much to stop =
COVID-19, but to stop eating.

When this =
quarantine is over, let’s not tell some =
people.

 

I asked for =
two weeks’ notice before sending us back out into the real =
world.  I think we’ll all need the time to become ourselves =
again.  And by “ourselves” I mean lose 40 pounds, cut =
our hair and get used to not drinking at 9:00 =
a.m.

 

2021 monthly =
budget:  Gas: $0, Entertainment: $0, Clothes: =
$0, Groceries: $2,799.

 

I stepped on =
my scale this morning.  It said: “Please practice social =
distancing. Only one person at a time on =
scale.”

 

Not to brag, =
but I haven’t been late to anything in over a =
year.

 

Day =
137: the garbage man placed an AA flyer on my recycling =
bin.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"