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09/30/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

09/30/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Bill H. =
admits. "I need my sleep. I aim for about eight hours a day. Then =
about ten at night."

 

Ken A shared, =
“I visited the Drive-Thru Weight Loss Center and they told me my =
greatest problem was needing to get more =
exercise.”

 

Elaine H =
related, “My husband and I were out burning the ditch and he was =
stung in the forehead by a bee. He’s in the ER now, face swollen =
and bruised. Doc said he almost died.  Lucky for him that I was =
close enough to swat that bee off him with my =
shovel.”

 

Brian A said, =
“When one door closes, another one opens.  Other than that, =
it’s a good car.”

 

Janet G =
lamented, “My teenaged daughter addressed me as “Birth =
Person’ this morning.  So I answer her with thanks to =
“Financial Drain.”

 

Dean S =
boasted, “After breakfast in the living room watching the morning =
news, my wife asked me if I could clear the coffee-table.  Had to =
get a running start, but I made it.”

 

Jessica K =
wondered, “Walmart must think I want to put up my Christmas tree =
while eating Thanksgiving turkey wearing my Halloween =
costume.”

 

Lisabeth S =
concluded, “Chocolate is necessary for survival. Dinosaurs =
didn’t have chocolate and look at what happened to =
them.”

 

Sattie D =
figured, “If Adam and Eve had been Cajuns, they’d have eaten =
the snake not the apple, and saved us a lot of =
trouble.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"