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09/23/21 Grif.Net – Things My Mother Would NEVER Say

09/23/21 Grif.Net – Things My Mother Would NEVER Say

“How on =
earth can you see the TV sitting so far =
back?”

 

“Yeah, I =
used to skip school a lot, too. No big =
deal.”

 

“Just =
leave all the lights on.  It makes the house look more =
cheery.”

 

“Let me =
smell that shirt — Yeah, it’s good for another =
week.”

 

“Go =
ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and =
walk him every day.”

 

“Well, =
if Johnny’s mamma says it’s OK, that’s good enough for =
me.”

 

“The =
curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like =
I’m running a prison around here.”

 

“I =
don’t have a tissue with me. Just use your =
sleeve.”

 

“Don&#821=
7;t bother wearing a jacket – the wind-chill is bound to =
improve.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"