[Always enjoy =
good Dad Jokes. These didn’t make anyone crack a =
smile.]
Sundays are =
always a little sad.
But the day before is a sadder =
day.
You change =
nationalities when you go into the bathroom.
You were American =
entering, but while you’re in there, =
European.
I’ve =
been thinking about taking up meditation.
I figure it’s better =
than sitting around doing nothing.
Took my =
puppies for a canoe ride.
Figured they could help me dog paddle =
it.
Don’t =
like the music at my chiropractor’s office.
Not into hip =
pop.
I told my =
doctor I heard buzzing.
He said it’s just a bug going =
around.
Wife said the =
early bird gets the worm.
Think I’ll sleep in until =
there’s pancakes.
People are =
usually shocked that I have a Police record.
But I love their =
greatest hits.
RIP boiled =
water.
Know that you will be mist.
Thought I had =
a bladder infection.
Doc checked it out and said, Urine =
trouble.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"