Larry K wrote, =
“As a Boy Scout, I tried making a rope bridge. I think the =
troop leader gave me a compliment when he said it was knot =
good.”
Ken H teaches =
us, “September is the only month with the same number of letters =
in its name (9) as its place in the year =
(9th).”
Sharon C =
related, “I accidently drank a bottle of invisible ink and now =
I’m in the ER waiting to be seen.”
David S =
astutely observed, “In English, nothing starts with an =
‘N’ and ends with a =
‘G’.”
Ken M advised, =
“You won’t hate yourself when you wake up in the morning if =
you sleep until noon.”
Sherri Z =
testified, “If your husband leaves clothes on the floor, that =
means he doesn’t want them anymore. Just throw them away and =
relax. Stay tuned for more marital =
advice.”
John L was =
happy, saying “I passed my drug test without even =
studying.”
Jim S shared, =
“Amber Alert: White Male, 78, wandering in D.C. Thinks he’s =
president.”
Dale C said, =
“The flight attendant =
welcomed all of us on board from everyone in the Delta family. Only =
problem was, it was a United Express flight.”
Laurie S warns, “My =
pyromaniac friend recently signed up for a dating site. Let’s hope =
he doesn’t find a match.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"