[Everyone =
needs to hear good Dad Jokes. Sadly, you won’t find any =
here.]
People say you =
can pick your nose.
I was just =
born with mine.
I only know 25 =
letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know =
y.
I heard about =
two monkeys that shared an Amazon account.
They were =
Prime mates.
The police =
officer talked to his belly-button.
Kept telling =
it that it was under a vest.
Asked the math =
teacher where she went on vacation this summer.
Times =
Square.
Found the best =
way to watch a fly fishing tournament.
Live =
stream.
Asked the =
lifeguard if the pool was safe for diving.
He said it =
deep ends.
I don’t =
trust the dogwood tree in my back yard.
It seems =
shady.
How can I tell =
it’s a dogwood tree?
By the bark
I like telling =
Dad jokes.
Sometimes he =
laughs.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"