I’m going for high-steaks’ word play and =
laughs, hoping I don’t totally butcher another attempt at trying =
to be a cow-median.
Over the past 25 years of grif net blog humor I’ve =
used all the common jokes and puns about cows, and I want this one to be =
legend-dairy.
Living in Wisconsin cows outnumber people. When I =
see a cow climbing a hill, I know the cream is rising to the =
top.
One farmer used a cow-culator to cattle-log his herd. He =
thought he had 297 but when he took stock and rounded it up, it was =
300.
Then he took his prize =
milker and measured it by dividing its circumference by its diameter, =
and came up with a cow pi.
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Another took his bovine to the vet for surgery, but the =
vet wouldn’t cow operate.
Sorry if some of these are cheesy repeats. Can’t =
remember all the old ones; guess I drank too much milk of =
amnesia.
Time to stop this and press the moo-t button. Think =
I’ve milked this udderly fascinating topic for all she’s =
worth.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
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www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"