[If you =
remember what it was like to get up without making sound effects, you =
may have wisdom to share]
**The older I =
get, the earlier it gets late.
**For many, =
the warning to ‘drink responsibly’ means only =
‘don’t spill it on the =
carpet’.
**When I say =
‘the other day’, I am referring to a time between yesterday =
and 20 years ago.
**I had my =
patience tested. Evidently, I’m =
negative.
**If you lose =
a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that =
doesn’t fit any container you have.
**I run like =
the winded.
**Older folks =
do get 8 hours of sleep. Probably takes about 3 =
days.
**We hate when =
a couple has an argument that started before we overheard it, so =
it’s hard to know which side to take.
**When someone =
asks ‘What did you do over the weekend?”, my first response =
is, ‘Why? What did you hear?’
**I =
don’t mean to interrupt people, but when I have a random thought, =
I get really excited.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"