[Real =
comments/posts from friends on social media]
Louis F asks, =
“Do you think kids would eat more olives if we called them =
Greece’s Pieces?”
Charlotte J =
admits, “Read that 95% of Americans are completely stupid. =
Thankfully, I’m in the other 10%.”
Joseph R tells =
us, “Have you ever tried blindfold archery? You don’t know =
what you’re missing.”
Redd Foxx =
shares, “I’ll tell you what we don’t have a shortage =
of. Dummies.”
Monalisa R =
said, “I never run with scissors. And the last two words of =
that sentence are unnecessary.”
Bill H tells =
us, “I just signed up for exercise. Gotta get my hearing-aid =
fixed. I thought they were talking about extra =
fries.”
Adrianne R =
states, “If I got 50 cents for each time I failed a math quiz, =
I’d have $4.20”
Sidney C =
relates, “Just yesterday I was young. Today I’m talking =
about my favorite pharmacy.”
Gene L shared =
his experience. “I saw a woman walking towards the door, so to be =
kind I opened it for her. Instead of thanking me, she started to =
scream. So did everyone on the plane.”
Melissa J =
teaches us that, “If you eat the whole pie in one sitting, you =
actually only had one piece.”
Nikki I =
admits, “I just cleaned out a space in the freezer” sounds =
way better than “I just polished off another container of ice =
cream”.
Barb R =
laments, “The kids laugh about my memory, but they won’t be =
laughing at Christmas when there are no eggs hidden under the =
tree.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"