[This is a very old joke, yet every time I think about it, I smile. You
will, too.]
There was a duck who walked into a store and asked, “Got any candy?”
The storekeeper said, “No, we don’t.”
The next day, the duck went into the same store and asked the same thing and
got the same negative answer.
The duck kept going back every day for a week and asked the same thing and
kept getting the same answer until the store keeper got so angry he said,
“If you come in here and ask that question again, I will hit you on the head
with a hammer!”
The next day, the duck walked into the store and asked, “Got a hammer?”
The store keeper said, “No.”
So the duck asked, “Got any candy?”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”