[First of the month and my duty is to find lame and pathetic puns. This
month also contains sacrilege. You’re welcome.]
Forrest Gump’s internet password is 1Forrest1
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A backward poet writes inverse.
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A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
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I’ve heard that Sea Captains don’t like crew cuts.
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If you call Mary the ‘Mother of God’, then logically, you have to call her
sister Elizabeth the ‘Auntie Christ’.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”