Did you know that a TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in
like a computer?
Did you know that driving thru the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is a really bad
time for your car horn to stick?
Did you know that “vegetarian” is an old Indian word for “bad hunter”?
Did you know that combining a tractor pull and a taffy pull is not as smart
as it sounds?
Did you know that when someone says “To make a long story short…”
it’s generally too late?
Did you know that nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it’s only
Wednesday?
Did you know talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer?
Did you know that the hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to
someone who isn’t getting enough sleep?
Did you know that the one advantage of exercising every day is that you die
healthier?
Did you know you can’t change the past, but you can ruin the present by
worrying over the future?
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”