[More useful phrases for teachers to remember when dealing with students,
parents or the administration in weeks to come. You’re welcome.]
I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
No, my powers can only be used for good.
I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
Are you a stinking ray of sunshine every day?
I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
I don’t teach here. I’m a consultant.
My toys! My toys! I can’t do this job without my toys!
At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really
quite busy.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”