The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart
The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial-up
The economy is so bad, Barack Obama changed his slogan to “Maybe We Can!”
The economy’s so bad, Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen
The economy is so bad, that I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with
the purchase was a bank
The economy is so bad, I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
The economy is so bad, the Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now
managed by Somali pirates
The economy is so bad, a certain celebrity changed her name to “Paris
Holiday Inn.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”