[Knock, Knock book and Joke Book kept kids from being bored in the boring
wastes driving across South Dakota . . and ramped up their inventory of
really lame jokes. So if I have to suffer, YOU have to suffer.]
Q: What happened to the boy who drank eight Cokes?
A: He burped Seven-Up!
Q: In what month do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During Ape-ril showers!
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: “Smiles” – there is a “mile” between the two “s’s”
Q: What did one snowman ask the other snowman?
A: Hey, do you smell carrots?
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May!
Q: What has more legs, “one” cow or “no” cows?
A: One cow has 4 legs, but no cow has more legs than that.
Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
Q: What is the difference between a well-dressed man and a well-dressed dog?
A: The man wears a suit. The dog just pants.
And Grandpa’s favorite?
Q: What is black and covered with feathers and flies?
A: A dead crow
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”