[Natalie, age 9, delivered me her “ten favorite” knock knock jokes to share
on the Grif.Net. Hard when the book has 1001 and she likes them ALL.]
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gretta.
Gretta who?
Gretta long, little doggie. Gretta long.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saber.
Saber who?
Saber, she’s drowning.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron faster, there’s a tiger after us.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey is stuck in the lock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke thru the keyhole and see.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s very cold out here
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jose’
Jose’ who?
Jose’ can you see by the dawn’s early light.
And one more by Grandpa
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bob
Bob who?
Bob your head under water so you can’t hear any more knock knock jokes.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”