Last week I enjoyed reading an odd collection of FaceBook friends and their
“updates” of what they are doing or thinking (or not doing and not thinking)
I can tell if people are judgmental or not just by looking at them.
My high-speed internet connection went down for 4 straight minutes. I’m OK,
but the 911 operator was a total jerk about it.
I am working here to be able to afford the prescriptions I need to cope with
working here.
Both of us can’t look good at the same time. It’s me or the house.
I’ve learned more morals and values on one season of Duck Dynasty than in 34
years of CNN.
My memory is SO bad I changed my password to “incorrect.” That way when I
enter the wrong one, it’ll tell me, “Your password is incorrect.”
Yes, I mix religion and politics but only because politics keeps intruding
into my religion.
The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy.
STAR TREK on Novocain: To poldly bow air mobius gumby four!
When I hear pastors brag about how fast their church is growing I think “I
have weeds in my yard growing fast, too.”
If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you’d be
dead.
Rather than agreeing to disagree, why don’t you just shut up?
I wanted a President who listened to all Americans, but . .
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”