An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where he
was going at that time of night.
The man replied very seriously, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol
abuse, smoking, and staying out late, and the effects it has on the human
body.”
The officer’s curiosity was piqued. He asked, “Really? Who’s giving that
lecture at this time of night?”
The man replied, “That would be my wife.”
[Thanks for the chuckle, Rose]
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”