[Grif.Net readers GROAN when I feature kids jokes, but I get more positive
feedback on them than just about any other humor. So HERE ARE SOME MORE!]
Q: What do you call a guy who never passes gas in public?
A: A private tutor.
Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
A: Because she couldn’t control her pupils?
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: What should you do if you are eaten by a whale?
A: Run around and around until you are pooped out.
Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco?
A: He pulled a mussel.
Q: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
A: Board.
Q: What sort of vehicle does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A: A Minnie Van.
Q: What type of beans does every child like best?
A: Jelly Beans
Q: What happened to the firefly that backed into the propeller?
A: Actually, he was delighted.
Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”