[Some grif.net “humor” goes over the heads of the little ones, so collected
these for the grandkids to enjoy. Adults may groan appropriately.]
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? (don’t ever do this, kids)
A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A: a yardvark!
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”