Everyone knows about Afro-American Speak — Ebonics (“Ebony” + “Phonics”).
But have you heard about . .
Irish-American Speak — Leprechaunics
Native-American Speak — Kimosabics
Italian-American Speak — Rigatonics
Chinese-American Speak — Won-tonics
Japanese-American Speak — Mama-san-ics
Polish-American Speak — Kielbasanics
Jewish-American Speak — Zionics
Russian-American Speak — Rasputonics
Spanish-American Speak — Flan-ics
Scottish-American Speak — Tartan-ics
Eskimo-American Speak — Harpoonics
German-American Speak — Autobahnics
French-American Speak — Escargonics
And . .
White House Speak — Moronics
[Not to mention . .
Computer Techno-babble — Geekonics
Oscilloscope Speak — Tektronics
Washington NBA Basketball Speak — Soniconics
Political Satirist Speak – Sardonics
Chess Speak — Pawnics
Underwater Chess Speak — Hydropawnics
[And the most clever . .
Mineralogist Speak — Onyxonics
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”