Sign at the State Fair: “CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON, $3.00”
Sign at the Garden Center: “FREE POT (WHEN YOU BUY ANY PLANT)”
Sign at the Mall: “24 HOUR ATM (OPEN 9 AM – 9 PM, M-F)”
Sign at Dry Cleaners: “COME IN AND DROP YOUR PANTS”
Sign in the Produce Aisle: “BONELESS BANANAS, NOW 59 CENTS”
Sign at Car Wash: “WASH/VACUUM ALL SENIOR CITIZENS, $12.99”
Sign at Lighting Supply Store: “COME IN BABY, AND LIGHT MY FOYER”
Sign on farm fence: “USED COWS FOR SALE”
Sign at a Tattoo Parlor: “TATTOOS WHILE YOU WAIT”
Sign entering a small town in Wisconsin: “DRIVE CAREFULLY. WE HAVE TWO
CEMETERIES AND NO HOSPITAL”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”