Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
In my next life I’m going to have more memory installed.
Congratulation! You just won the Norwegian Lottery! 1,000,000 Lutefisk – 55
a day for 50 years!
OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Brain Dead 8:00 am-5:00 p.m. Monday-Friday
All generalizations are false.
Hookt on Fonix rilly wurkt fer Mee!
Can’t is a 4-letter word
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t
looking good either.
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
One more election yard sign: Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”