I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to
those places.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.
Someday we’ll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
“I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.”
The police have stopped me so many times for speeding this fall, they
decided to just give me a season ticket.
Remember, when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
When you do a good deed, get receipts–in case heaven is like the IRS.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
When looking at your two paws, as soon as you have decided which of them is
the right one, then you can be sure the other is the left. – Winnie the Pooh
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”