Christian: Grandpa, what is the difference between a pirate and a cranberry
farmer?
G’pa: I don’t know
Christian: A pirate buries his treasures and the farmer treasures his
berries.
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Austin: Grandma, do you think a turkey is a better drummer than me?
G’ma: Maybe. Remember it was born with its own drumsticks.
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G’pa: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
Noah: I know, but I can’t tell you until Christmas.
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Cami: What sound does a turkey with only one drumstick make?
G’ma: I give up.
Cami: Wobble, Wobble
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G’pa: In what place does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
Natalie: In the dictionary?
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”