{Here are more jokes that allow you to change the subject/butt of the joke
to suit the audience. Feel free to change the CAPITALIZED subject to suit
your personal prejudices, political leaning, hair color, state/country of
origin or profession.]
Jack and his companions were in a hot air balloon which ran into low cloud
and they got completely lost. Eventually a small break in the cloud revealed
a man walking below. They dropped the balloon height to shouting distance
and yelled “Where are we?”
“Up in a Balloon, 30 feet above the ground”, came the quick reply.
“That man is a POLITICIAN” declared Jack.
“How do you know that?” asked his bemused companions.
“Because the information he has given is perfectly correct but completely
useless.”
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What’s the difference between a good POLITICIAN and a bad POLITICIAN?
A headstone.
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A man was in a deep coma in hospital and the doctor despaired of bringing
him around. Suddenly a nurse said “I know this man and can revive him
quickly”. With that she leaned down and whispered in his ear. He immediately
opened his eyes, sat up and asked for his secretary.
“That’s fantastic”, said the doctor. “What on earth did you say?”
“Oh its easy”, the nurse replied, “He’s a POLITICIAN. All I had to do was
whisper ‘You can’t spend other people’s money while you’re unconscious’.
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What do you call a group of skydiving POILITICIANS?
Skeet.
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Why don’t you ever hear about sharks eating POLITICIANS?
Professional courtesy.
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What’s the difference between a POLITICIAN and a shopping cart?
A politician holds more liquor.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”