[Still watching grandkids while their parents echo about in the Grand
Canyon. So guess what? YOU benefit by getting a fourth type of Grade School
jokes designed to make a 5th and a 3rd grader laugh. Or groan.]
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It’s all over town.
Did you hear about the pony who kept clearing her throat?
She was a little horse.
Did you hear about the two silkworms in a race?
They wound up in a tie.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
The food is terrific, but there’s no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the skunk that went to church?
He had to sit in his own pew.
Did you hear about the toilet that turned pink?
Evidently it was flushed.
Did you hear about the excuses the rocks where giving after the earthquake?
Each one claimed it wasn’t his fault.
Did you hear about the cow who couldn’t remember anything?
It went in one ear and out the udder.
Did you hear about the pine tree that got punished?
Someone said it was knotty.
Did you hear that everyone was concerned about the small bucket?
He was a little pail.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”