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03/09/12 Grif.Net – Marriage Advice

03/09/12 Grif.Net – Marriage Advice

[Couple of my friends recently posted thoughts on marriage. NONE of these
are original with me, in case my wife reads this grif.net page. Of course,
my opinions are my wife’s anyway, and she says I’m lucky to have them at
all.]

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need are two
hearts and a diamond. Ten years later you will want a club and a spade.

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.

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There are only two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before
marriage and after marriage.

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Agatha Christie advised, ‘An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can
have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.’

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If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.

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Remember. Do not marry a tennis player. To them, love means nothing.

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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”