Q. “Glad you want to try our diet, Mary. What’s the most you’ve ever
weighed?”
A. “One hundred fifty-nine pounds.”
Q. “And the least?”
A. “Six pounds, four ounces.”
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Q. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?
A. It never eats.
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Q. “Doctor, this weight-loss patch is advertised to ‘stick it on, and the
pounds melt away’. Does it really work?”
A. “Sure does, but only if you put it over your mouth.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”