“I’m going to try the ‘Garlic Diet’. You don’t lose much weight, but from a
distance your friends think you look thinner.”
“STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.”
“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”
“God must love calories because He made so many of them.”
“Chocolate. Coffee. Men. Some things are just better rich.”
“Dieting seems to take the starch out of me.”
“I’m on the ‘Grapefruit Diet’. I eat everything except grapefruit.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”