Questions and Answers for every age . . .
What did Adam say on December 24th?
It’s Christmas, Eve.
What is the beautician’s favorite Christmas carol?
“Oh comb all ye faithful”
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What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while there’s a fire
blazing?
Crisp Cringle
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
“Rude”olph
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house.
Why will you get poor grades after the Christmas holidays?
Because everything is marked down.
And not so funny but true . .
What if it had been three wise Women instead of three wise Men?
They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby,
cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”