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12/01/11 Grif.Net – December Bad Puns & Word Plays

12/01/11 Grif.Net – December Bad Puns & Word Plays

I know a Wyoming rancher who has 200 head of cattle. He thought there were
only 196 until he rounded them up.

I burned my tongue eating the gourmet food. Obviously, it was hot cuisine.

He made money sending thousands of junk emails to people, but one day he
made a mistake and sent a whole load of them to a famous Hollywood actress.
She was so angry that she had him beaten up, and that’s how he came to be
known as The Star Mangled Spammer.

I got sent an early Christmas package the other day, but when it arrived it
was all damp. I complained at the post office, and they said it must have
had postage dew.

We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used
to be.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”