If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If a bear takes over Disneyland, is it a pooh d’état?
If I tell jokes about other religions can I be put on the Sects Offenders
List?
If it weren’t for Venetian blinds would it be curtains for everybody?
Is having a child an heir raising experience?
Was a Smith & Wesson the first point-and-click interface?
If you cross a snowman with a vampire will you get frostbite?
If a man is irritated because he had all the digits amputated from his feet,
is he lack-toes intolerant?
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ANSWER TO QUIZ
1. Description of a silent person. = Mum
2. Name for a lady who marries for riches. = Marigold
3. Everyone has these on their face. = Tulips
4. You might find one of these on a safari. = Tiger Lilies
5. A fastener on a single man’s coat. = Bachelor’s Button
6. A country of automobile lovers. = Carnation
7. Good name for a guy’s biking club. = Cyclamen
8. He’s an awfully sugary bill. = Sweet William
9. They’re the dairy best blooms. = Buttercups
10. A peevish fairytale creature. = Snapdragon
11. A woman’s nightly footwear. = Lady’s Slipper
12. They hate to wait. = Impatiens
13. A fine looking jungle ruler. = Dandelion
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”