If you have kleptomania, what’s the best thing to take for it?
If you don’t pay your exorcist can you be repossessed?
Are cardboard belts just a waist of paper?
If an astronaut broke the law of gravity would he get a suspended sentence?
When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?
If you want to learn how to make ice-cream, should you start attending
sundae school?
If a racing driver’s wheels failed during the race, does he have to retire?
If you diet in a paint store, will you automatically get thinner?
When swimmers want to win a relay race, do they pool their efforts?
Is the public library always housed in a multi-story building?
Does ‘Love’ mean never winning at tennis?
If you shake up a can of root-beer and spill it on your stove, do you get
foam on the range?
Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
If you want to kill a circus act, should you first go for the juggler?
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”