[Big college football game this weekend caused this joke to surface]
After Coach Nick Saban dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a
tour. He shows him a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner
hanging from the front porch.
“This is your house, coach,” God says happily. “Most people don’t get their
own houses up here.”
Nick looks at the house and is pleased, then turns around and looks at one
sitting on top of a hill. It’s a huge, beautiful two-story mansion with
white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. LSU flags line
both sides of the sidewalk and a huge LSU banner hangs between the marble
columns.
“Thanks for the house, God,” Nick says. “But let me ask you a question. I
get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Coach Miles gets a
mansion with LSU banners and LSU flags flying all over the place. Why is
that?”
God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, “Nick, that’s not
Miles’s house. That’s Mine.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”