Never stand between a dog and a hydrant.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
No matter where you’re going, once you get there, there you are.
All television is children’s television.
When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.
Nothing is ever so bad that it can’t get worse.
Long walks are good, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of
Paul.
Health food makes me sick.
This is an excellent time to become a missing person.
If you can only get dates with an undertaker, consider that he may just be
out for your body.
Unless you give unequivocal praise for the grif.net, your emails will be
ignored.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”