Top Ten Signs that you’re too old for “Trick or Treating” this year . .
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and
fall over.
6. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.
4. You found out that ghosts shiver and moan because it’s drafty under that
sheet.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your
hairpiece.
2. You’re the only Super Hero in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You keep knocking on your own front door.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”