[And room for a few more Juli’ism updates. Last one for a while, I kinda
promise.]
I’ve decided that I’ll never get down to my original weight and I’m OK with
that. After all, 5 pounds 5 oz. is just not realistic
EGSG <– Scrambled eggs.
The next time someone sees me in the store and asks "Hey, what are you doing
here?" I am going to say, "Hunting zebras."
A mom knows everything about her kids, their favorite foods, friends,
clothes, their school reports and their dreams. A dad is vaguely aware that
there are some short people staying in the house with him.
What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B.
If someone needs a smack, just do it, then look innocent and say "mosquito"
Not too concerned about the past, but the present, that's a different story.
Did you bring me a present? In the future bring a present.
I quit my job at the compass factory, I just felt like I needed to go in a
new direction.
~~ANSWERS TO "BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS"
Clint Eastwood = x. Swimming Pool Cleaner
1. Dan Akroid = h Mailman
2. Tim Allen = c Cocaine Dealer
3. Kathy Bates = l Singing Waitress
4. Marlon Brando = e Elevator Operator
5. Sandra Bullock = a Bartender
6. Drew Carey = o US Marine
7. Sean Connery = j Milkman
8. Tom Cruise = k Seminary Student
9. Johnny Depp = m Telephone Salesman
10. Gloria Estefan = n US Customs Agent
11. Harrison Ford = b Carpenter
12. Whoopi Goldberg = f Funeral Home Beautician
13. David Letterman = g Grocery Store Stock Boy
14. Steve Martin = d Disneyland Performer
15. Jack Nicholson = i MGM Animator
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"