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10/18/11 Grif.Net – So You Like Juli, too?

10/18/11 Grif.Net – So You Like Juli, too?

[Here are a few more recent daily updates of a very troubled mind]

Because of tanning beds 1000 years from now archeologists will think we used
to fry people as punishment…

I believe a lot of conflict in the old west could have been avoided
completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for
everyone.

I dreamed I wrote the Lord of the Rings last night, but seems I was just
Tolkien in my sleep!

Yes, the Bible does say “Love Thy Neighbor” but I am still not taking the
password off my wifi.

Had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Couldn’t afford a butterfly knife, so I got a caterpillar one. Now, I wait.

Some people see a glass as half empty. Some see a glass as half full. Most
need to get a life and do something besides stare at glasses

Lady in the commercial for the life alert necklace said she fell. Laid there
for 8 hours till her friend came. MY question, why didn’t the cameraman help
her up?

Why oh why is it that the same man who can hit a deer between the eyes from
100 feet away cannot hit the toilet bowl?

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”