[Here are some lines found after being gone from home a little too long]
“Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.”
“Your Uncle died and left you over one hundred clocks. It’s up to you to
wind up the estate.”
“You said you’d take me to a fancy restaurant for escargot, but remember, I
only like fast food.”
“Bob, there’s someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I
pack you a suitcase?”
“Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for
it.”
(Knew it was going to be rough when the wife called and said she would like
to eat out tonight …. but was not happy when I put a sandwich on the front
porch.)
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”