A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant, “Do you have any dogs
going cheap?”
He replied, “Sorry sir; all ours go woof.”
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
What kind of dog has four legs and one arm?
A pit bull
Where does Quasimodo keep his pet rabbit?
In a hutch, back of Notre Dame.
I call my pet salamander ‘Tiny’, because he’s my newt.
When my dog ran away a friend suggested I put an ad in the paper.
How ridiculous. My dog can’t read.
And then I met a fellow who changed his dog’s name from ‘Fido’ to ‘Egypt’
because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”