Enjoyed playing the “What do you call . . ” game with grandkids this summer.
Yes, they are in grade school so remember the level of humor will be for 9
year olds and warped grandpa’s!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol
What do you call a cat who just ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
What do you call a hippy’s wife?
Mississippi.
Some camels have two humps, some only one. What do you call a camel without
any humps?
Humphrey.
What do you call a dinosaur that was in a car accident?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks
What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby?
Decalfeinated
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Dr Bob Griffin
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