Three cowboys from Wyoming were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to
scoop up some souvenirs and autographs. The first suggested, “Let’s watch
the registration table to see if there’s a crack in the security system that
we can utilize to scam our way in.”
Immediately, a burly athlete walked up to the table and states, “Angus
MacPherson. Scotland. Shot-put.” He opened his gym bag to display a shot-put
to the registration attendant.
The attendant smiled, “Very good, Mr. MacPherson. Here is a packet of
registration materials, complete with hotel keys, passes to all Olympic
events, meal tickets, and other information.”
The three men grinned. They had found the way in!! The first fellow got
inspired and grabbed a small tree sapling, stripped off the limbs and roots,
walked up to the registration table and states: “Chuck Wagon. Canada.
Javelin.”
The attendant replied, “Very good, Mr. Wagon. Here is a packet of
registration materials, hotel keys, passes, meal tickets, and information.
Good luck!”
Excited, the second guy found a small utility manhole cover. He walked up to
registration, stating, “Dusty Rhodes. Australia. Discus.”
“Terrific, Mr. Rhodes. Here is your packet of registration materials, hotel
keys, a full set of passes, and meal tickets. Enjoy yourself.”
The two scampered in past security, then stopped to look back at their
partner. He was a little slow of wits and they were concerned over what he
would use to scam the registration. They didn’t want him to do something
that might blow their cover stories.
They saw him walk proudly to the table with a roll of barbed wire under his
arm and said, “Slim Pickins. Wyoming, USA. Fencing.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”