Did you hear the one about . . .
. . the fellow who was so short that when it rains he’s the last one to
know?
. . the fugitive who held hostage a busload of Japanese tourists? The police
have 5,000 pictures of him.
. . the gal who’s been married so many times that the church billed her for
a new aisle carpet?
. . the florist who had two children? One is a budding genius and the other
one is a blooming idiot.
. . the man who stole a truck load of prunes? He’s been on the run for the
last month.
. . the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows and became a milk sheikh?
. . the less-famous detective who solved crimes by pure chance? He was
called Sheer-Luck Holmes.
. . the cowboy who named his horse Radish?
. . the man who stole a calendar? He was sentenced to 12 months in jail;
they say his days are numbered.
. . the breeder who named his racehorse Bad News? He heard it travels fast.
. . the archaeologist who was upset because his job was in ruins?
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”