It’s so hot today..
the nation is under a “heat dome” but will have plenty of shade under our 14
trillion dollar debt ceiling
that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones
ice pops are melting in the freezer
that I actually felt emotionally bonded to my air conditioner this morning;
it completes me
the weather is 95 and hazy. Kind of like John McCain
that Dick Cheney considered water-boarding himself
that a cab driver was wearing an oscillating turban
the National Weather Service has issued the fat-guy-in-a-tank- top warning
that I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen
that I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner
that cows are giving evaporated milk
that I have found out (the hard way) that my seat belt buckle could be used
as a branding iron
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”